Mental detritus, random musings, words I wish I'd written, and whatever else finds me along the way. =)

 

sassy-snow-queen:

eldiablocabra:

i-wanna-build-a-sn0wman:

flawlessspecter:

hiccuptherunt:

sakurasunshine:

keep-calm-and-disney-on:

HERCULES IN THE 2ND GIF OMFG

THIS IS ACTUALLY REALLY IMPORTANT THOUGH

Hercules is THE DEFINITION of a gentleman. Her dress strap slips down and HE PUTS IT BACK UP because he’s like “No, she’s a lady, she deserves my respect. Control yourself. Leave, just leave.”

Imagine if all guys/girls had that much respect for people they were attracted to…the world would be a lot better and safer, I can tell you that.

Also have to remember he’s never had a girl actually hit on him before.

2nd gif: #zeUS TAKE THE WHEEL #I NEED AN ADULT #WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS

if zeus took the wheel this would have ended much differently

HEY WHATS UP?! WANNA BANG??!!

I’M TRYING SO HARD NOT TO SCREAM

I CAN FEEL MY FACE TURNING RED

SEND HELP

(Source: tooshaknowsbest)

bobbycaputo:

Satellite Images Show the Earth’s Beauty in Intricate Detail

Taken by a collection of three satellites orbiting Earth — Landsat 7ASTER, and MODIS — the images above and below are part of an incredible collection of photos that were captured from space purely for their aesthetic beauty, rather than the usual scientific reasoning.

The “Earth as Art” collection offers a view of our world few ever see, capturing the intricate details of Earth’s surface. From the fractals created by the deltas of the Amazon to the contrasting colors presented by the Vatnajokull Glacier and its surrounding environment, this three-part series of color-enhanced images shows us how, even at a macro level, the world around us is as beautiful as it can be at the micro level.

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fuckyeah-nerdery:

vaterorlag:

bamonbrigade1:

silvermoon424:

togifs:

Confused Little Girl Meets Her Father’s Twin For the First Time

CAN YOU EVEN IMAGINE HOW MUCH OF A MINDFUCK THAT WOULD BE TO A BABY THO

She sitting there like “my life has been a lie.”

If you’re dad
And HE’S dad…
WHO’S FLYING THE PLANE

"…Wait a goddamn minute here…"


I need to have a baby so we can do this with my brother in law

fuckyeah-nerdery:

vaterorlag:

bamonbrigade1:

silvermoon424:

togifs:

Confused Little Girl Meets Her Father’s Twin For the First Time

CAN YOU EVEN IMAGINE HOW MUCH OF A MINDFUCK THAT WOULD BE TO A BABY THO

She sitting there like “my life has been a lie.”

If you’re dad

And HE’S dad…

WHO’S FLYING THE PLANE

"…Wait a goddamn minute here…"

I need to have a baby so we can do this with my brother in law

http://darkstalkergirl.tumblr.com/post/82997682410/drownthesorrow-when-carnists-bitch-about-vegans

drownthesorrow:

When carnists bitch about vegans “thinking they’re better than non-vegans” it genuinely confuses me. Vegans choose to be compassionate and show respect to the animals we share this planet with. Non-vegans choose to exploit and kill animals because “they taste good” or because…

Except that some people choose to go vegan because they think it’ll make them skinnier or seem more “hip” or what have you. And before someone jumps on me and denies that this happens, my own sister recently told me she is becoming vegan because it’s “just really hot right now” and forcing her 6 year old to do it as well since “it’ll make her more interesting/popular with kids at school”

Final point, being kind/compassionate to animals is awesome. Being pretentious and judging other humans based on their eating habits is not. Nobody is better than anybody else, we’re all just wandering around trying to get it right.

Except Tom Hiddleston. He’s pretty much better than everyone. But he never acts like it, which makes him even more superior.

thefluffingtonpost:

Local Dog Is Unimpressed With Wine Selection
Einar, a 3-year-old French Bulldog who recently moved from Norway to Brooklyn, NY, has so far been unimpressed with the wine selection at local restaurants.
"He heard New York was a foodie town," said friend Kilian Meyer. "He was excited to sample the local fare."
But so far, said Meyer, the dog hasn’t been thrilled by what he’s found. 
"The food has been to his liking, I think," he said, "but the wine pairings have been awful. I mean, yesterday he ordered a can of beef and peas Pedigree and the sommelier paired it with a Riesling. Seriously? Everyone know you need a full-bodied red for that."
Via einarthefrenchie.

thefluffingtonpost:

Local Dog Is Unimpressed With Wine Selection

Einar, a 3-year-old French Bulldog who recently moved from Norway to Brooklyn, NY, has so far been unimpressed with the wine selection at local restaurants.

"He heard New York was a foodie town," said friend Kilian Meyer. "He was excited to sample the local fare."

But so far, said Meyer, the dog hasn’t been thrilled by what he’s found. 

"The food has been to his liking, I think," he said, "but the wine pairings have been awful. I mean, yesterday he ordered a can of beef and peas Pedigree and the sommelier paired it with a Riesling. Seriously? Everyone know you need a full-bodied red for that."

Via einarthefrenchie.